Bruno Mooshei, the famously cantankerous bartender at this Haight icon, passed away in 2000, but they're still honoring his memory one martini at a time. With three ounces of gin mixed in a "1000 to 1" ratio with vermouth, it'll get you lit in no time flat, the better to enjoy the Middle Eastern vibe.

Zam Zam for me please!
Aub Zam Zam is the King!!!
Best cocktail ever!